King Kong

King Kong is the king of the monkeys. At 98% monkey DNA human beings are a close enough match for me. Now why would God put us in these monkey suits? It is because we were all evil spirits that have followed Satan in his rebellion against God. But God wanted to reconcile us onto himself by correcting us. Since spirit cannot feel pain and sorrow ( tools of correction ) He gave us this flesh that can. So basically we are here to suffer pain and sorrow and learn the lessons of life in order to be allowed to return home. I am passing out revelation for free. Oh! Banana.